Durians.

They smell like shit!

Lo, and behold!  This thorny fruit is often called "The King of Fruits" in southeast asia, but to me, it'll always be the king of shitty-smelling ass-foods.  Do note that in my list of ass-foods, there is only one contender.. the durian!  This fruit is banned from planes, trains, and hotels in Singapore due to it's offensive odour bombardment.. a literal stinkbomb.
There is something about asian foods that smell terrible but seemingly taste amazing.  Stinky tofu, which smells like an aborted fetus doused in gasoline is served in a brine that consists of mustard greens, dried shrimp, and bamboo shoots.  It's all marinated in a brine for several months.

Natto, which is fermented soybeans, is a Japanese dish, and it smells like pubic hairs immersed in toejam.

Surströmming, fermented balting herring, is a Swedish delicacy that's also banned on airplanes due to it's explosive nature.  Due to the fermentation process, Surströmming builds up considerable pressure, and is liable to explode in YO FACE when opened.  For the geographically impaired, Sweden is not in southeast asia. Uh duhh.

Hákarl, part of Iceland's national food, is greenlandic shark (the literal translation, kæstur hákarl, means rotten shark) is considered a delicacy as well.  Due to it's high uric acid content, it is poisonous before processing.  Also due to it's high uric acid content, it smells like piss and vinegar after processing.  Yummers!

Époisses de Bourgogne, the "King of Cheeses (why is it that terrible smelling food is often associated with offensive odours?)," is a pungent cheese made from un-pasturized cow's milk.  The brilliance of this cheese is that it curdles twice.  Once before it enters the cheese mould, and again when it enters your stomach.

This service is becoming increasingly slower every time I log onto it.  It's almost as if the transformation from normal MSNSpaces into spacesLIVE threw the entire system into an alternate dimension.  An alternate dimension of ass.

This reminds me of the movie, Event Horizon, starring Laurence Fishbourne and Sam Neil.  The skinny; lost space ship with new warpdrive gets lost, then found again, but it's harboring demons from an alternate HELL reality (?!), who attempt to possess Sam Neil so that he can plunge the crew back into the Hell dimension.  Somewhere between the beginning and the end there's a blood orgy and some eye gauging.